Let us now embark on a tortuous NFL offseason journey that includes all of our favorite dummies and involves a starting quarterback trying to challenge two-thirds of First Take to an “octagon fight.” Raiders head coach Jon Gruden was recently asked about the possibility of selecting Kyler Murray with one of his team’s handful of first-round picks. Gruden said that Drew Brees’s success led him to reevaluate his somewhat parochial views towards smaller QBs, and that Murray was good at football. Given Derek Carr’s struggles last season and his occasionally combative relationship with Gruden, this led to speculation that Carr’s days with the Raiders could be dwindling. Yesterday, First Take host Max Kellerman connected those dots: “Carr didn’t want it. Gruden knows they gotta move on, and the question is, can they get anything for him?” Carr did not like this, and he for some reason asked UFC czar Dana White for advice on how to challenge “a couple of these clowns on tv” to an “octagon fight.” This sort of reaction is red meat for the First Take crew, who of course want to find any way to squeeze some TV out of it: Carr then went on today and reiterated that Kellerman stepped over the line when he questioned his character, noting that “I got love for the truth.” Kellerman then responded to Carr on this morning’s show, going on an extended riff about what bravery and quitting and fear mean in a sports context, invoking Teddy Roosevelt, and some other boring shit. This feud seems to have ended in the most fitting way possible: with Carr shrugging it off by way of a chest-puffy workout tweet complete with a grainy military guy GIF. Sounds like there won’t be an octagon fight after all.
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Andres Iniesta passed through the ranks and Barcelona s famous La Masia before being promoted to the first team in 2002. What followed was 16 years of pure brilliance, during which he helped the Catalan club win nine La Liga titles, four Champions League trophies, Copa del Rey six times, among numerous other honors. He was also a part of the great Spain generation which won two European Championships and the 2010 World Cup squeezed in between.
In 2018, he finally left Camp Nou to join Japanese side Vissel Kobe, and his story has been told in a documentary that will soon be released.
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Paris Saint-Germain got 2019 off to a flying start as they cruised into the Coupe de France round of 32 with a 4-0 victory over Pontivy GSI.
Neymar and Kylian Mbappe headlined a strong PSG side, but they needed a Sylvain Jule own goal to break the deadlock.
Making his 50th PSG appearance, Neymar hit the woodwork in the first half and eventually scored with 20 minutes remaining.
Mbappe added further gloss from the penalty spot soon after, with Julian Draxler getting in on the act as the 12-time winners took their first step towards a fifth-successive Coupe de France triumph.
Clement Daoudou pulled off fine saves to deny Dani Alves and Kylian Mbappe early on, but he was powerless to prevent PSG s 24th-minute opener.
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Arsenal have signed Kai Havertz from Chelsea on a “long-term contract” and have reportedly moved closer to sealing a deal for West Ham captain Declan Rice.
Havertz joins after three years with the Blues, during which he made 139 appearances, scoring 32 goals, including the winner in the 2021 Champions League final.
The news regarding the 24-year-old Germany international comes as it was reported that Arsenal had also agreed a £105million fee with West Ham for Rice.
We keep moving forward.
Kai Havertz is a Gunner
— Arsenal (@Arsenal)
Havertz said on Arsenal’s official website: “It’s super exciting for me to be joining this amazing club and to be part of the Arsenal family. This club has such a big history, and I hope we ca…
Paris Saint-Germain president Nasser Al-Khelaifi was left struggling for words after the club achieved their dream of reaching a first Champions League final.
PSG eased past RB Leipzig 3-0 in Tuesday s semi-final thanks to goals from Marquinhos, Angel Di Maria and Juan Bernat in Lisbon.
Marquinhos put PSG ahead in the 11th minute, powerfully meeting Di Maria s cross, before the latter got in on the action three minutes prior to half-time following some sublime skill from Neymar.
Di Maria then teed up Bernat near the hour mark to ensure PSG await Bundesliga champions Bayern Munich or French rivals Lyon in Sunday s final.
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— Paris Saint-Germain (@PSG_English)
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Meanwhile, it was another tough weekend for Premier League fans across North London, with Arsenal and Tottenham both dropping points as the dark clouds continue to gather around both clubs.
Arsenal s defeat at high-flying Leicester City left the Gunners winless in their last four top-flight outings, while Spurs are without a victory in five attempts after their 1-1 draw at home with Sheffield United.
With Arsenal failing to win, Manchester United had the opportunity to narrow the gap between sixth and seventh to just one point and they did just that, bringing Bri…
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Although Arsenal are yet to make an approach to Newcastle over a potential deal for Isak, they do have a concrete interest in the 24-year-old striker and are keen on bringing him to the Emirates Stadium. The Gunners tried to sign Isak in the summer of 2022 before the striker made the move to Newcastle from Real Sociedad.
Isak has made 17 starts and three substitute appearances in the Premier League for Newcastle this season. He has scored 12 goals in those games. The Newca…
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The Reds boss said he was embarrassed to be asked to explain the Brazilian s qualities, amid suggestions Firmino s place could be on the line for the Premier League clash.
With Diogo Jota making an instant impact following his arrival from Wolves, and with Mohamed Salah and Sadio Mane so influential, there has been a growing school of thought that Firmino could become the odd man out.
He has started all seven of Liverpool s league games this term but was only a substitute for the 5-0 win over Atalanta in the Champions League on Tuesday, coming off the bench to replace hat-trick hero Jota once th…
Alexandre Pato dreams of returning to Milan and suggested he and Zlatan Ibrahimovic could again form an effective strike partnership at the Rossoneri.
Brazilian forward Pato arrived at San Siro as a prodigious teenage talent from Internacional in August 2007 and initially flourished for Milan.
Having not been able to make his debut until the following January, Pato scored nine goals in 18 Serie A appearances and followed up by scoring 15, 12 and 14 in the next three league campaigns.
In the latter season (2010-11) Pato helped Milan to Serie A glory, the last time the Rossoneri were crowned champions in Italy, playing alongside Ibrahimovic.
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De Bruyne was substituted late in Saturday s Premier League win at Everton after sustaining a groin injury.
The Belgium playmaker did not feature in the section of City s training session that was open to the media on Monday.
And City have now confirmed the midfielder will not be able to take part in the Group C game against Dinamo, who thrashed Atalanta in their opener.
8 Kevin De Bruyne has provided eight assists in the Premier League already this season only Cesc Fabregas in 2009-10 has provided as many in his side s first seven games in a single campaign. God.
— OptaJoe (@OptaJoe)
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Vlahovic is set to leave Fiorentina after opting against signing a new deal in Florence, with the Serbia international s current contract expiring in June 2023.
The 21-year-old has been linked to Serie A champions Inter, Juventus, Premier League holders Manchester City, Manchester United, Bundesliga winners Bayern Munich, LaLiga titleholders Atletico Madrid, Tottenham and Arsenal.
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Vlahovic became only the fourth player in Serie A history to score 30 goals or more in a calendar…